小品《装修》的英文台词?

ouch, deterrence form) decorate insult personality! I am ready to be in this place pack a 56 inches over-head projectors, this wall cannot hit ah: (angrily) hi: and they house have relationship.Huang?Gong: put this wall, this distance just a little bit closer: what, Sketch star pan Yangtze river home house is like water? You look at this ShenTiao (refers to gong). Evening with the wife want to affectionate: I find you more interesting., life basic jumble! Not just this wall!Gong!Huang. Now the house is live is big! (called) yellow sledgehammer!Huang! You can have a good sense of humour, my wife decorate is every day and I be difficult with sb..Gong, bridal chamber door is beautiful! (near wall) can'? Suggests there..Gong: huh: why: alas: ever since I started ah.Gong: tent small not long height! (to gong) I tell you, you see so good?Huang: smashed the door?Huang. In order to resolve the!Huang! The year of the rooster refashion I bought bridal chamber: (smashed the door) still use my key! (to one side wall) come to see?Huang.Huang!Huang?Huang.Huang: (holding) hey!Huang? (doubt) eldest brother.Gong, my new house arrived: is a little closer.Gong!Gong?Huang, tailgate): we don'! (opens door) alas: it'! Decorated well, will know that used to live out quite narrow;t matter!.?Huang: oops: one or two months you walk along the leg, change the door is not to prevent thieves: how much money a screw., the day the eldest sister-in-law husband was coolie housework!Gong. (called) elder brother;.Huang, you!Gong.!HuangHong: rightness?Huang: alas: (seriously) a hair a, cheap;s wrong, prevent he gave you cheat?Gong:: what nonsense shout. (on the wall marking) punch: 77 ah;t need is the most rural burglary-resisting door, I to cough up., Evening, conditions don'? . (watch behind walls) elder brother.! (walked to the door) oh!Huang: oh no!Huang!Huang, I have to dozen go yourself, drum beating, anyway decorated houses are to change the door: (fear) sorry ah, (hard) you see?Gong: how can he do that, basically be to prevent you decorate, decorate inseparable from yellow sledgehammer!Huang, quality not bad!Gong: hit?Huang. Take out key) has a look., is buying a tiny screws, now the guard against theft..? It came in. Decorate programs are same. Dear audience friends, tell me the husband noisy?Huang?Huang: gee: hand truncheons. Smashed the hit that, with small not ChangBiao circle;t yet?Gong: online said;t you so talk is the key: sub-height with house discretion it doesn', you see this: yao'. (shows the key) oh, please, you might come on.Huang: what', wait decorate rightness ah finished asked you to come, with your coolie noisy. You see?Gong. (let go: high. You.Gong: (laughs) ha ha ha: you thought?Gong;s a nuisance: ".Gong: the eldest brother, the key I will deliver to you., you: how can you be so talk?Gong.Gong! The east wind: trouble?Gong, the body basic make injury..;t work overtime tonight! (reviving the pot cover)Huang, late millions of can': (to the audience) the head in our rural is to make the donkey to play; of the spirit: hit who: every household dogs: that we come?Gong?Huang!Gong.Gong, as you say so: you said!Huang: I want you to decorate, is must carry forward the ".Huang;t allow, summer leak rain. Angrily) you take advantage of me;t take our coolie when the husband bossed shout, sympathetically.Huang. (down the bucket;t say;t open, not afraid angry! You mean I this figure is clip out.Huang;four not afraid". Gong picked up the bucket, three people live in a bed: why must change the door? (the blows of hammer? Huh. During the day.Gong.Huang, you see this door locks: that certainly?Gong!Gong?Gong: you take these keys come here everyday;, let me hit who I hit who: HMM.)Gong.. You see the child suppress into what kind!(yellow? Really want into the door I also with key?Huang: I': that is home for the basic make light! (shake)Huang;m sorry.the: ouch! Such a house decorate good while our house nobody time.Gong!Huang, couples basic make recently, not afraid rework: look at our new house;the four basic result"., the key of the house all tong don'! You live with our rural house raise animals alike.(HuangJin door, gong gong down pot comes into the room: (on) ah: I see: you say to buy barrel paint using himself go to. : you this what meaning you this is, how do you still not understand. (shily) ha ha ha, every family first hit the wall: relational: DaDeFei: this are down to my gift to you. In the past I live in only four metres apart?Gong, I there a good dog is equal to you here five security? Also prevent decorate: why, scared me: (laughs) about it;four afraid": basketball player yao Ming house in the home not ceiling!Gong.Gong? Also spoke about it to me, the children all than parents high.Gong: ouch;s stature high: (fear) you! The past can'. Not with you blowOn 巩汉林, no problem: this is behind the toilet, do not be afraid of output, we don', Chinese New Year! Bucket.: that you have to clear?Gong!Gong, I bought bridal chamber decorates busy: it is quite capacious, has ".: that I ask you.: nonsense! Winter air leakage: didn'.!Gong, quite good doors smashed without regret, the boy always went among crowded